I'm late / I'm late / For a very important date. / No time to say "Hello." / Goodbye. / I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. White Rabbit,Alice in Wonderland

Thanks to ,who was kind enough,I have a subs.That being said,I'm sorry for my past,present and close future of poor activity,here on dA.My school has metamorphosed in a Succubus and it's sucking the time out of me.I really hope,that in the close future,i'll manage my time better for dA and school and photos and jewelries

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk...
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please!
The student: I run. You run...

What the Doctor Really Means When He Says...

"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.


"Welllllll, what have we here..."
Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you will give him a clue.


"We'll see."
First I have to check my malpractice insurance.


"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.


"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
I need the money, so I'm charging you for another office visit.


"We have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW, and the bad news is you're going to pay for it.


"How are we today?"
I feel great. You, on the other hand, look like crap.


"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
I don't know what the heck it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.


"Everything seems to be normal."
I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.


"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one

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