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Happy anniversary

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 30, 2010, 4:07 PM


:iconballoonsplz:Today is our 3rd anniversary. :iconballoonsplz2:To many many years together,lots of midnight Mc's,photos,airsoft guns and all those special little things that bond us.I love you,vache! i know you are reading this
:bulletgreen:I didn't manage to raise the 4,035 points to buy the T-shirt till 1st of July,but I'll let the donation pool,in case there is anybody who would like to donate...:iconoctopusglomp:
:bulletpink:I got 2 more exams..keep your fingers crossed for me,to pass them with high grades:turbopoke:
:bulletgreen:Big big kahuna-thanks to Miss P :iconhummingbird88: from :iconthe-sub-club: for the 3 months subscription

I still have the mini interview with :iconsignmeupscotty: and tons of others to make,but until 9th of July I'm timeless.I have so many plans like jogging with a redhead,posing for another one so she may draw me :p(you know who you are),finish the treatment to some of my patients,saving some money,reading about Czech republic etc.

Perfect Breasts
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?"
"Are you nuts?!!" she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?", he asks again.
"Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
So the guy run around the next block and faces her again.
"Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'
"Nah", he replies. "Costs way too much!"

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  • Mood: Scared
  • Reading: OTR
  • Watching: LOST
  • Playing: with my nerves
  • Eating: pencils
  • Drinking: Red Bull
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:iconskyleaf:
~skyleaf Jul 5, 2010  Student Digital Artist
:hug:

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Can't recognize myself so torn apart
The scars are burning on my skin
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:iconwildrainoficeandfire:
*WildRainOfIceAndFire Jul 2, 2010  Professional Photographer
mersiii si congratz, 3 is a good number!:iconblushyplz:

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:iconblackamine:
:D:D:D

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:iconjustmeonyx:
La multi ani!!! ::iconlainloveplz:
N-ai terminat cu examenele? :( eu mai am practica ;P
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:iconblackamine:
:blowkiss: nu:(mai am 2,alea mai grele si mai nasoale.Las tu ca practica ii faina.Practica oricum mai am si eu,da anu asta o fentez la jumate.Ce naiba mai am 2 vacante de vara nu le pierd pt practica.Fain blog :D,tre sa apuc sa ma uit mai in detaliu la el,da nu acu:P

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Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men
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:iconjustmeonyx:
eh, practica la mine nu e asa complicata, tres a fac cateva poze si desene si gata :D
vreau sa-l aduc pe tudor la tine dar nu reusesc sa-l conving! are tartru si el sustine ca tartru e bun, ii tine dintii bine... :| nu are carii si e pacat sa stea asa.
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:iconblackamine:
stai sa inceapa scoala ca nush momentan unde pot sa fac practica
pai tre sa ne intalnim odata si poate reuses sa il conving:rofl:
spune-i ca tartru e bun numai dupa 80 de ani:rofl:

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Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men
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:iconjustmeonyx:
da? e bun dupa 80 de ani? :lol:
dap! tre sa ne intalnim! :D
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:iconblackamine:
:rofl:"bun"vb vine,ca mai tine dintii in gura:P,ca la 80 ani in tartru te mai increzi ca suport:rofl:

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:iconjustmeonyx:
:lol: am inteles...
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